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THE BEGINNING OF THE FRENCH REVOLUTION 2 °

Bonjour tout le Monde! You might ask why I speak French right? Well there is a sense and we'll only later my dear. Like every great thing that ends, they do another one again, like a pendant that swings between illness and wellness. Moreover, even Schopenhauer made this thesis a philosophy, then we can not be happy at the beginning of Paris Fashion Week! The fashion is that you have never seen so much.

All buyers and journalists are moved from Milan to the city of love. Obviously the result even fashion bloggers, which have become their own authority and true. Then you'll understand my sorrow for the departure of Bryan Boy to Paris. How do I do now to conquer knowing how far? Some Parisian garcon maybe I'll steal it, I thought. I had to intervene!

I follow his movements with the search fashion but unfortunately I have not done any kind of update of the software was useless. He had registered the new fashion homosexual. How do I? Easy, I forgot the new vital tool used by people to say their dicks to the whole world: Twitter! But what my eyes see ...

Bryan I dedicated a post? But then my photo with the Armadillos has really caught his attention! I was fantastic, which capture the latest trend gay using those crazy shoes. Poor however, is dying ... absolutely want to know how I do to have those shoes. But I do not know that I am the Queen and everything. Or rather, there was a transfer of sovereignty that allowed me this investiture. The queen mother Clare was wearing the most. By now she had become obsolete, having already used twice in different places. I've become the new Queen and Bryan immediately understood who would appropriate the nickname. Oh do not already have images with an editorial on some prestigious magazine together? Bryan Boy and I, the King and Queen. Him with the crown, I always with the Armadillo. TOP!

Twitter following reports the news Bryan will take part in the parade that exclusive Louis Vuitton. I received the invitation and I also knew that after this there would be a sensational party. What better time to approach Bryan! Maybe the friendship which binds me with the artistic director of the Maison, Marc Jacobs, will the jealous King Ok, there was no point giving them much thought about. There was only one thing to do. Book a flight to Paris and go to the parade.

Hours 13.30. Was in the city of blinding lights. The atmosphere was enchanting. Love Was in the air. I could cite a thousand romances. It 's true that this city makes po'tutti an effeminate. But it does not digress into these frivolities. I had a mission. Gargy prepares to win her prince charming!

18.00. The front row of the parade was pazzesko! There were just all the coolest fashion bloggers world.and has also made special appearances Veronica (you remember the Ginger of Girls Blog?). Many flash were upon her, though never to the same extent in comparison to those aimed at Bryan. Here he had come, come incognito hidden behind huge sunglasses. Meanwhile, later in the waiting room to greet and meet me now is Marc. He was thrilled to see me. You know we have achieved even with a bag in a special edition dedicated Chiara months ago, the Salad Bag.

19.30. Start the show. The lights go out, the spotlight is on them, the models. The outputs are been innovative in its pure state, so much so that I could not fail to capture a new fashion homosexual. After Chanel, you could not help but bring the innovative trend also on the male skin. Marc would have thought you! Thank goodness ...

TREND 6: fake tattoo logged

@ LOUIS VUITTON

At the end of the parade, when it was time to gather the applause we received from this, Marc has reminded me to get out My front-row seat and join him. I asked him to do so. I wanted Bryan to know that I was there, just for him.

21.00. The party begins. There were the most amazing star in the world. Here is a picture I took personally for my blog. Marc with his childhood friends. Pazzeski!

Meanwhile I wandered in search of Bryan. I wanted to be able to steal a moment to introduce myself formally. Maybe he was looking for me. Maybe we were turning around and chasing one another unwittingly. That is not a widower true? True? Uhm ... I was beginning to doubt more and more. Now the party was almost over. Lindsay had already left the party, rolling as usual do. We all know that when Lindsay rolls, the party can be considered completed and successful. So the guests were leaving the place gradually. Where was Bryan? I almost had tears in his eyes. I could not even find a Marc. Might have been tired and fled in their hotel to rest. "Ok, I'll do it myself.."

00:30 am. I turn on my pc from my hotel room. I go on the Twitter page and find what Bryan ...

I Gargoilles Notre Dame to be stood down. My screams were hungry came to the hill of Mont Martre. I could not believe it ... Bryan and Marc had left the party together and go somewhere. Maybe with a nice little move Marc took advantage of a state of intoxication of my prince holding it away? The photo I saw later on the profile of the designer left no doubt. Marc is also in love with Bryan!

Ok ... Dear Jacobs want war? And war is! I will not lose the battle without a fight. An eye for eye, tooth for tooth. Bryan will also dedicate myself a message of love, hoping that my outfit will create more excitement than guinea tee!

Total Look: Balmain (the straps, so to speak ...)

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FASHION TAKES changed sides

Buongiono World. Unfortunately, the men's fashion week in Milan is over. I say this reluctantly because we love this week, and when coming to a close the cases of depression increased dramatically. Everyone will be desperate for the end of the open-bar party and tracking shots of models everywhere around the city: the bar dall'Esselunga Lambrate station in China. Because let's face it: just wait for that. Who really cares the shows that every day, every hour follow each other into a frenzy by sending the press, VIPs and business operators? Above all, these are really interesting and innovative as they want us to believe??
Beloved, of course, this task could not be entrusted to those who know the law in question. As if the Cardinals were the fashion, looking for heretics to be executed or saints to be honored. As if they were part of a special assault unit and stop every crime or mistake committed by some designers. Oh yes, bloggers are the real stars of this week, including Pitti and Milan. The real judges who were able to verify the efficiency and success of the events organized by the National Chamber of Fashion. As if Journalists and editors of the most influential fashion magazines no longer had any right to trial. Even these are been downgraded to the second row on the catwalk. The first seats were only for the protagonists of the fashion blogs, or better ... for us!
Yes, even I was invited to all the shows as a special reporter for the prestigious online fashion website, www.VedoModaAncheSulWeb.com. Here I am while I was in the front row on the catwalk by Salvatore Ferragamo. You will notice that the pictures are extreme, just in contrast to the other extreme, Anna Wintour.



Anyway, come to us ... I was invited to the presentation of Lapo Elkann for the launch of the new umbrella holder with the colors of the national flag. It 'was an excellent opportunity to confront new bloggers met at the event mentioned above. We have "made living room" talking about this and that, things like: "What do you think of the impact that has caused the opening of the female sexual imagination Abercrombie store in Milan?" "Do you manage to defeat the Truzzi Emo and regain possession of Middle Earth aka the Movie? "etc ... While we were discussing about it, my total attention is captured by the arrival of Clare at the event. But for the first time, the focus this time was not aimed at you, but on the environment with which it was received.



you ask who he was and why. Well these questions do not become more doubtful after another these pictures of our subject, which states clearly printing mesh ...



Pazzeska the tshirt! Prince Charming is gay! She is the new born blogger Pandora "5FittingRoom" with the subtitle "Why I'm blonde inside." He shocked all the guests present Lapo. But what is insinuated here? He wants to instill panic and anxiety among the population of fashion? He would like to introduce the role of gays in the community fashion? We all know how gay people are having pain in fashion. It 'a figure who unfortunately live on the margins of society, as in the church, television, the Plastic and obviously in fashion. But if boys, a fashion blogger like Pandora, which in a few days has been established in relation courtly, comparable only to the social climbing of the scandal Noemi Berlusconi, must be heard and followed. So Lapo Elkann immediately called the entire community after party in Milan, gay, trans, trav, trams etc (now every day comes a special category). E 'was really good at picking up the trend of Pandora and apply it immediately.
The garden, which was held after it was people so full of strange and uneasy. Despite this, I also had to be fashionable, so I needed a gay prince charming. Oh yes, I would have changed the fashion sexual tastes. What a difficult choice ... they were all fantastic, beautiful, dressed up superbly. Chiara and I were sitting at the table and commenting on every boy who passed before us. Too queer, too low, the lack of hair, overweight, has no style ... in fact it was all appearance. Seen in any detail seemed perfect for my height. Meanwhile, at the entrance I saw the flash series. Before shouting, then screams. "Bryan, Brayn look here!". "Who is it?" I think. Chiara and I curiously we head into the unknown star received and we are amazed! I finally FASHION!


But Brilliant guys! This guy is gay just arrived Fashion! He was wearing the leather trunks super required, sell out the season, Dsquared2! I investigate and come to know that he is Bryan Boy, the most influential fashion blogger in the world.



But as I did not know him? Perhaps because the fashion and not Search results for gay people. I have to thank Pandora for bringing into vogue this category. And now? I want to. Bryan Boy must be my prince charming! I approach, I try to approach his person, but nothing. Do not look at me, I'm not bothered of a single glance. Why? Do you know who I am?? Maybe I'm too straight and my style is too tamarro for him. Ok, I have to fit back into fashion. Now that all the bloggers are so forward every day that I can barely keep up, too.
The next day I think the designers have certainly changed the mood of the collection for the new fashion that rages from the night before. In fact, going to gay fashion more fashion shows had landed on the runway. I found five trends that I should not miss if you want to sound gay in the eyes of Bryan Boy. Here's my research.
TREND 1: The dancer @ GIANFRANCO FERRE '

TREND 2: the navel uncovered @ CALVIN KLEIN

TREND 3: The overlap bermuda-leggings color combinations chilling @ MONCLER

TREND 4: Conceptual beach outfit VERSACE @

TREND 5: Being Lady Gaga's Alejandro @ EMPORIO ARMANI

So guys we have seen how fashion change is disrupted and the choices made by bloggers, just as they did with the demands of Wintour. We will all become gay, women will be all depressed and generational chains will end. Chiara
sorry, for now we just be friends. Fashion wants me to be gay and that Bryan is my prince charming. Bryan looks like
with the Armadillo Shoes are fabulous! TOP!



Top: Marni
Jeans: Cheap Monday
Shoes Alexander McQueen (the one who does stuff with skulls, so to speak ...)

Kates Playground Halloween 2010

THE ORIGIN OF THE WORLD: THE POWER BLOG!

Hello World. It 'a few days in Milan it's raining nonstop. This made me remember when I've been brought to light. Yeah, it's been over a month now and somehow I feel I should celebrate this event. What can I do for you, my readers? Shave bald like Britney? Stage a suicide hanging from a noose like Lady Gaga? No ... I will do much worse. I'll tell you a preview of the plot of the fantastic film I am creating. Why should scare for what? Why is it, none other than the origin of the world, this phase of the story ever told in detail and remains obscure to this day: I will tell you how did the star of Clare! (Out of lightning strikes in the very same moment).

all started about a year ago. The earth was still shaken by the collapse of global banking giants. All the fashion market collapsed. Many businesses failed, unemployment soared and the fashion victim no longer had the capital to invest in their wardrobe. The fashion was flattened. Everyone went out shopping at the H & M, the only store where the people could take refuge and escape from depression. He offered clothes and accessories at bargain prices and demand was so high that all ended up fashionistas resemblance. Everyone was equal, no one stood out. The fashion magazines all went out of favor, because no one could follow the recommendations drawn from them. Reigned around the fear and anxiety that tomorrow would be even worse. Dominated by a general distrust of people and ended up drowning their dark thoughts in alcohol, drugs. Utter oblivion. Some

to afford the most fashionable accessory in stores and remain immune to all these bad conditions, they ended up wandering and begging in the streets. They chose the way of more radical and borderline. But among them were five chosen, lucky, that would change the fate of the world and revived the economy and global welfare. They ... FASHION!

Here we see them when they were victims of the recession that the world was going through. Poor, in disarray, with the blank stare. Who would have thought that these hapless would have been the darlings of humanity. Oh yes: Andy, Clare, Beddy, Veronica and Sabrina were chosen. Sailor Wars fashion, from outer space and landed on planet Earth with a mission to save it.

all began when the House Nazionale della Moda, to intervene in some way and change the situation, created the healing Fashion Camp.

What was it? A contest in which they invest so much time and capital. Moving Articles casting, you could enter in this field where school was taught what was the style and recreate it. In short, the place where it was the fashion! All the fantastic backdrop of the city of Florence. Pech Florence? Milan was now touching the bottom. The city was assaulted by a pack of a new social movement born from the general malaise. The notorious Indian infested the capital of fashion with their alternative fashion. So the choice was Florence, on the basis of giving immediately sound and leaves an imprint in the operation.

Only 50 girls could access it, all chosen mainly according to their degree of alienation in the world of fashion. Was more difficult and takes the challenge, the fashion would have been credible. And so it was.

At the end of Fashion Camp managed to emerge as the first 5 girls that I showed you. They had nothing to lose, were enrolled in the course and went inside. Immediately captured the attention of the committee, happened by Sozzani. They were so brave and smart, which would not only reward one of them. So that great idea they had? Create a group fashion. A kind of girl band, which could change the world through fashion Financing and aid donated by each charity. They had to carry around the world fly the flag of fashion, through new communication channels like blogs. Yes, so was born the pop phenomenon of the millennium, the historic group of GIRLS BLOG! BLOG POWER!

were 5, perfect. Each of them had a very specific role and a nickname. There was Debbie, the Blogger Scary, dark and exotic, then Sabrina, the Blogger Sporty, athletic and careful to match every suit in chenille with the phantasmagoria of Louboutin heels, Andy was the Posh Blogger, the most fashionable, the one with more class and elegance, then there was Veronica, Ginger Blogger the madcap group, the one that gave the Red Bull in the other (this was its sole purpose). And last but not least, Clare, Baby Blogger, the most innocent, sweetest and loved. But not from the group ... we'll see how short he was able to trigger the envy of her colleagues due to the huge media success that he got.

The group began a world tour, which touched all the "fashion city" of the world: London, NY, LA, Tokyo and Nairobi. In stages they sang their anthem that became the motto adopted by all branches of institutions saw a slow and strong economic recovery. Pazzesko!

Then came the video, their official release of the group ... The phenomenon was in full ascent.

cFinalmente each girl began to follow their fashion. When did the television host, their style for the event was immortalized in newspapers around the world and immediately the head and / or accessory that wore became the best seller of the week. H & M was not longer the only point of purchase. The merchandising group was linked to the enormous lollipops, and ChupaChups Morositas were adorned their faces and outfits. This gave the opportunity to recover the economy. The crisis that was pretty far away now and you start to live a new era, that of the blog. But the good times for our heroes did not last long. Among them was the hot head that was becoming unmanageable. Debby, the Scary blogger, was jealous of the success he was enjoying Clare. It was especially among boys, who took the protagonist of the Pirelli calendar. The situation within the group became irrecoverable. Necessary to avert it. He was blocking all of their market operations, presenting to the public and always dressed high on too much Red Bull, which passed under the table Veronica (envious too, albeit by indirect means, Clare). A press release was excluded from Debby Girls Blog, which was misrepresented its infection of vitiligo (a disease that causes white skin). The world was no breath left for a day. It was feared the total dissolution of the band, but it did not, at least in the beginning. The training lasted for a little 'more. Here they are smiling and carefree. TOP!

But came the dark times. The RedBull-dependence of Veronica, Sabrina's suicide put an end to the fabulous history of the most successful girl band ever. Clare and Andy, very connected to each other, fell out of favor, but did not want to leave the world of showbiz, for a season, with the aim to raise the last change possible, participated as a tissue Strip the News. Look at that beautiful they were together!

but alas fate was favorable for only one of them. Who do you think?? Well today the story gives us the answer by itself. Clare was fortunate enough to get engaged with the striker's national football team. This brought back the success and glory of a time and loosen the boyfriend decided to reclaim the phenomenon that she had created with his own hands. Too many sciacquette they had stolen the limelight. Queen C had to return to reign on the steps of the Cathedral of Milan. And now the empire created by The Blonde Salad, the blog of blogs.

That was the whole story of the origin of the world my dear. Unfortunately I could not tell the mysteries of the most salient Girls Blog, but wait for my movie and see some beautiful shock!

As will be called? What will be the poster? Obviously I could not inspire the director scandal of our contemporary history ... Stanley, if I were still alive, would love you too Clare.

PS: the time of narration may not correspond to real time events.