Hello World. Finally I came back from you, for you, tell you about my new adventures. We had left the sinking of the Circeo. Thanks to my beloved Chiara I saved and I had to roam far and wide to thank her. Still in disguise of course. I was still wanted by the Fashion Police. My Search Fashion showed no signs of life, maybe you had entered the water inside. Yeah ... now it is summer. My love will be on the banks of some sophisticated resort to escape the traps of busy Open Studio. Know the new and innovative section of the previously mentioned news, "the legendary '80s." Well interviewed throughout the Costa Smeralda asking every fashion trendsetters who have fished and adapted from those great years. You know what was the response? Chiara with The Blonde Salad. " But how? The fashionistas are captured by Clare 80s outfit, consisting of studs, Leather, sequin dresses and think they are shaped and fashions created by her own in the Eighties? But then, my beloved should have at least 40 years! Amazing! Pazzesko!
On this dilemma, if anything, we will investigate further. Moving on to my perpetual search of the infamous Kill Blogger. In the same way that Kate Moss was submerged by the cocaine scandal, she was torn and advertising contracts with ridati figures tripled, even I started to have my success. The media did not talk more than me. All were waiting time to see my face on some tabloid, perhaps committed to killing Naomi Campbell. So the deals work began flocking to ... Vogue Jewel wanted me as a cover boy. TV Smiles and Songs he has applied for the exclusive interview with the three Gabibbo and Uan. But among all the more tempting it was definitely her. How not to choose the publication that every Italian dreams since the first season of the word. Yes my dear, I'm just talking about the calendar. Who better than a magazine like Men's Health authoritative could propormelo? Here's an exclusive shot stolen from backstage live in Puglia! TOP
know who was behind the creative direction of that calendar? Guys, none other than my love Marc Jacobs! Yeah, I had to kill the person. In reality, realizing that I was completely innocent, has decided to collaborate with this my latest work of art. You will not believe but being in close contact with me, without that useless snake Bryan Boy, something is born ... Here is a picture of us as we walked along the shore of Apulia. Bellini!
I knew we were meant for each other. Even if the height is not his greatest gift, I can assure you ... None other like him knows how to take three random rags, two out of fashion accessories and put it all together. This is a skill that is in fashion! Other than the legendary 80's! But the clouds were on the horizon ... The editors of Men's Health, always attentive to the latest news, has taken influence dall'enfant Greta prodigy, one of the Milan Fashion Icon. His latest trend has been the extensive use of Photoshop, especially the liquify filter. It 's a fashion that many fashion magazines are using even more depressing for the girls and encourage them to bulimia. But we see the exclusive invention in detail ...
These are the profile picture of Greta on Facebook. You say: "Embee?". But with a magical play of technology, voila!
This means that science fiction! We spend billions of euro in gyms, spas, creams and creams and in the end the secret is to always be on top this?? But the magazine Men's Health has been appropriated of this new invention in the wrong way. Have you used the liquify filter, but in the opposite direction ....
Later I discover that the scoop of the journal was to move me like a blog star in decline, marked by dependence on alcohol or food. That infamous, but you can? Marc knew what to avoid damage to its image as a perfect man and a gym, it chose not to attend more. Do you realize? Another disappointment in love! Boys can not hold on, always seduced and abandoned. As usual I took my jug of vodka and I spent the whole day to get drunk to forget. Left home, I took advantage of the first karaoke Pugliese found before me. "Someone will be filming my performance and will deliver to Marc!", This was what came to mind immediately. Well, someone listened to me. Marc, you're unforgettable! Come back to me! (Yes, you are more indelible Clare!)
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